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9 Things Men Should Never, Ever Say Or Do

Photo by Michael Gilman

While we’re all about providing advice and tips to help men live their best lives, sometimes, those suggestions must come in the form of interventions that communicate to gents the things they should never, ever, say or do.  Avoid the below guy gaffes like the plague and we’re pretty certain you’ll steer clear of eye rolls, punches to the face, talking behind your back or the worst – directly-in-front-of-your-face-laughter (not the good kind). Cringe-worthy crises averted.

1. CALL ANYONE WHO ISN’T AN ACTUAL CHIEF, “CHIEF.”:

As in “what’s up chief?... That ain't it, chief. 

 

2. TAKING A URINAL SPOT DIRECTLY NEXT TO ANOTHER GUY WHEN THERE’S THE POSSIBILITY OF SOME SEPARATION:

Close doesn’t count at urinals.

 

3. WEAR YOUR HAT BACKWARDS PAST THE AGE OF 15:

If you’re a baseball catcher or umpire, free pass on this one.

 

4. ASK ANYONE “YOU EATIN’ THAT?”:

C’mon now, even if they aren’t, just get your own.

 

5. SPORT A MAN BUN:

You get a pass if you’re a pro athlete, male model or a surfing legend.

 

6. HAVE A UNI-BROW:

If you have one continuous uni-brow, it’s essential to do some division.

 

7. BE AN INTERNET TROLL:

Live and let live.

 

8. UN-IRONICALLY SAY “I’LL BE BACK” LIKE THE TERMINATOR:

However, you can say “Get to the Choppa'’”

 

9. HAVE EXCESSIVE NOSE HAIR:

If that schnoz look like a party favor when you sneeze, get one of these.

This article was written and appeared on mike@groominglounge.com. Grooming Lounge and our Founder, Mike Gilman, were quoted a lot, so we borrowed the article. Giving them credit -- hope it's OK.


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