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Try These Game Of Thrones Grooming Tips Fit For A King

Sure it’s spring, but Winter is coming! With the Game of Thrones final season fast approaching, we decided our favorite male characters can use all the help they can get while on the quest to capture the iron throne. After all, sword fighting, ice, dirt, grime and fire breathing dragons take a toll on a guy’s good looks. So here are a few GOT grooming tips fit #ForTheThrone.

Jon Snow

Will George R.R. Martin let Jon Snow live? According to conspiracy theorists, super GOT fans and every story on the web, the chances are slim to none. But who needs the Iron Throne when you have the best head of hair in all the Seven Kingdoms? To gain an edge in battle, the King Of The North should skip the man bun and smooth his unruly curls and frizz with Some Hair Stuff. After all, this handsome bastard should look his best as he ventures beyond the wall.

Tyrian and Jaime Lannister

As teased in this trailer, you can expect Cersei’s brothers to serve up some major facial fur this final season. Yep, the “Imp” and the “Kingslayer” have whiskers. And why should they shave? It’s not like they have razor blades forged of Valyrian steel in King’s Landing. Or do they? More importantly, now that these brothers are on opposing sides of the war, who is going to win the beard battle? Spoiler alert, the face-off might start with the victor wielding The Ultimate Beard Grooming Kit. It comes with a beadruff fighting shampoo, a nourishing conditioner, and a Grooming Lounge beard comb. And if you’re following along at home, you can write your own ending by adding a moisturizing, beard oil for softness and shine.

The Night King

Just because the Night King leads the army of the dead doesn’t mean he has to look like a corpse. The icy elements beyond the wall have definitely taken their toll, leaving this guy in need of some serious hydration. A deeply penetrating, concentrated serum is the best weapon in the battle against free radicals and environmental damage. Just a few drops can help restore his weathered hide to a pre-dragon glass glow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bran Stark

Hold the door! Rumor has it that this is a big season for Bran Stark. According to DenOfGeek.com, he’ll play a significant part in the final Game Of Thro battle and ultimately “replace the Three-Eyed Raven as the old man in the Heart Tree.” Which turns out to be a big win for his grooming routine. According to MedicalNewsToday.com, Tea tree oil is antibacterial, anti-inflammatory, antiviral and antifungal making it super for everything from acne to athlete’s foot. You’ll also find its healing properties in beard oil, shampoo and shaving cream.

But alas, Valar Morghulis!

 

 

 

 

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