With the male sadness and malaise certain to follow Oprah Winfrey’s TV departure, we thought it our civic duty to provide men with some “pick me up” solutions to get them through what is sure to be a tough time. No, we don’t have any hair products that will jump up and down on couches professing their love for split ends, or any body washes that have flourished despite being raised by a pack of wolves, but we do have some items guaranteed to provide that much-needed energy and kick:
Molton Brown Fresh Bushukan Citrus Bodywash: Nutrient-rich wash has a fresh and ultra-stimulating citrus scent that awakens the senses and offers up the uplifting feeling needed to forget about the Big O.
Kiehl’s Facial Fuel: Dynamic facial recovery serum helps waken faces that have been face down crying on a pillow. With use, skin will feel refueled, re-energized and guys will say “Oprah Who?”
Grooming Lounge You Need Conditioner: Top-shelf conditioner literally helps get a man’s head “back in the game” by tingling and softening like O-body’s business.
Revita Stimulating Hair Growth Shampoo: All the hair that’s been lost fretting over this final season just might make its way back with a little of this stuff.