We’re a company committed to helping men look and feel their best — and while our primary focus is grooming — we often spot items, technologies and more that we think are a cinch to ratchet up a a guy’s knowledge, wardrobe, lifestyle or just make him laugh. This post falls into the last category and taken with a grain of salt, should get wildly inappropriate belly laughs from any gent with little kids in his life. We present to you:
“GO THE F**K TO SLEEP” – a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Note that this is an adult book — not so much for the kiddies. An excerpt:
The tiger reclines in the simmering jungle.
The sparrow has silenced her cheep.
F**k your stuffed bear, I’m not getting you sh*t.
Close your eyes. Cut the crap. Sleep.