Every Man Needs One Good Joke

Every man needs at least one solid joke in his arsenal.  You never know when it will needed, but here’s one to fire off off in a bind.

Matthew takes Sarah to a fair on a blind date. Matthew asks, “What do you feel like doing first?” and Sarah replies, “I want to get weighed.” So they venture over to the weight guesser, who predicts Sarah weighs 125 pounds. Since she weighs only 110, Sarah wins a stuffed bear.

So then Matthew asks “What would you like to do next?” and again Sarah says, “I want to get weighed.” He suggests the roller coaster and Ferris wheel, but Sarah won’t budge.  So, they return to the weight guesser and it’s no surprise that the weight guesser has no trouble guessing her weight this time. 110.

“Maybe we should try the haunted house or the pop-a-shot” Matthew suggests, but Sarah insists, “I want to get weighed.”

By this point, Matthew is beyond frustrated, so he feigns a stomach ache and drives Sarah home. When she enters her apartment, her roommate Laura is waiting for her. “How was the date?” she asks.

“Oh, Wauwa… it was wousy.”

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  1. Posted March 21, 2010 at 8:20 AM | Permalink

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